Uh oh

Suddenly, although I'm coming up to 16 I am starting to imagine I'm 5 some of the time then ancient others! It's only recently within the last couple of months I discovered upstairs ... that was a good discovery. I like it!!! I love the beds. The last couple of days I have discovered windows ... that is - JUMPING out of them. In the nearly 4 years I've been here I have never jumped out of windows - or jumped anywhere for that matter. Now on finding the downstairs ones simple I thought today I'd progress to the upstairs ones. One of the rooms is ok to jump out of (IF you're agile!) the other 3 do it no problem. They go down on the bathroom flat roof then it's not that far to jump to the grass. They come back in the same way if the catflap is locked. I thought I'd have a go at that today then got stuck on the roof because I couldn't jump down. I called my person ' H E L P! ' but she said I should try and jump on the grass - I just looked at her adimantly and she knew I was never going to jump anyway! so .... she said - you'll just have to jump back into the window then!! er .... no, I couldn't do that either! In the end she had to persuade me to get on the outside window sill and then I froze and couldn't move up or down so she had to climb up on the inside window sill and almost fall out herself and bend right down and hoist me up!!! Well ... I've been sulking for nearly an hour as I'm not allowed out anymore today so for now I'm having a sleep on the spare bed.